Part 33: Cancer, Capricorn, and Libra + Summaries of Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, and Taurus (Part 1)
Bonding Update XV: Cancer, Capricorn, and Libra + Summaries of Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, and Taurus~Church Spirit Chamber~









Can I just say that take responsibility might be my least favourite anime-ism? It sounds so stupid in just about every context.






Jesus Christ, just hurry it up! This dialogue doesnt advance any aspect of your character! Its just space filler!
*Anyway, Classmating happened*


Phrasing.


Again with this future tense stuff in relation to Star Children. Theyre supposed to show up right away. Im pretty sure that even the anime has them appear right away.


That was a whole lotta nothing. Lets move on to Rukas first event in this batch. At least we know that something will happen in that one. She has to have had her little talk with the barefoot girl by now.
~Star God Academy Classroom~



I thought we agreed on just Maiden Club. Dont go making this even more convoluted.









We dont know anything. Weve been sitting here for a third of this event waiting for you to get to that part. I sort of thought that we would just jump right into it.


Fishing for sympathy, huh?

Her head promptly exploded.


Because you acted like you knew better than everyone else?




So it makes you paranoid, then.








Okay, both of you guys have ruined this moment. Shut up and move on with the conversation.






Come on, Itsuki. Its free fried chicken. Whats wrong with you?






God dammit, Itsuki! Shes hot for you! Its free food and she clearly wants you to go along!


Sounds like a plan to me. Lets go check in with Farun. God, I hate tsunderes.
~Church Spirit Chamber~



Please dont start down that road. We only just managed to break Arie out of it.









Whoa, calm down! Listen, I know were getting close to the final bond events, but try and keep it in your pants. Everyone is starting to get a little too carried away with this stuff.

FARUN! Down, girl!


Im going to have to get Itsuki to start carrying a spray bottle or something.


*Classmating happens. ONLY Classmating*






Oh yeah, you are just homely as fuck, arent ya? Come on Farun, dont try and pull a Fuuko.







Please free me from having to type your accent or whatever the hell is compelling you to drop letters.

Theres an awful lot of secluded meetings with the Star Maidens being planned.





Man, that sure was a one-sided conversation. Give Itsuki some room to respond.
~Forest~

Lets see what Farun has in store for Itsuki.

*Farun then turns around to face Itsuki*






I kind of hope he does, because the alternative is that the people of this world are the sole reason for why its fucked up, and I already hate the people of this world enough as it is.




This is pretty and all, but I feel like the scene is sort of ruined by the fact that Itsuki has just been standing here in complete silence basically the whole time. Ive joked about this before, but its getting kind of ridiculous now.






*And I guess the dance comes to an end here, because the CG goes away and were back to 3D land*


As if Itsuki would be able to tell even if it werent.






Man, is this going to be awkward when/if Farun doesnt win the ending vote.




WHAT?! Hes standing right there! Thats not me accidentally leaving in dialogue that appears in a screenshot by the way, she really does say Itsuki! Itsuki!!!




*Farun leans in for a kiss, although its not clear where she gives it. Most of these have been cheek or forehead kisses so far*


Although I guess with this reaction it must have been a real kiss.


Thats the level of emotion that Itsuki is mustering for this by the way. I told you, Official Itsuki is all over the place with shyness. Sometimes hes getting hot and bothered by a hug and other times hes kissing as if its no big deal.


I left the official dialogue in because wow I am not feeling the emotion in that, Itsuki.

So yeah, that was a thing. Listen, I was kind of mocking the event a lot, but I legitimately thought it was sweet. But between Itsuki barely being part of the conversation and the lack of emotion in those final bits, I feel like the event failed to live up to its potential.
Oh well, theres still time for something with a little more punch from Farun. Lets just get to Mirei and then wrap up this first part of the Level 4 events.
~Church Spirit Chamber~




Yes? Thats nothing new. You okay, Mirei?

Oh yeah. Still, thats kind of a weird reaction to just simple hand holding.













*Classmating time*















Unfortunately. Kind of hoped we could forget about that whole thing.







Youre kind of bad at the interpersonal thing, Mirei. Itsuki is a teenager. The list of things that would make him happy are sort and simple.

Yay! More secret places!


Stop inviting Itsuki to secluded places! Im always on edge in these games when the MC gets lured out like that. In this case its Mirei, so theres even more reason to be suspicious.



Dont spread the idea of heteronormativity, Itsuki.









Mirei is being weird. Slightly concerning. Still, were on our way to see another big secret reveal, so I guess I cant complain too much. Although Im pretty sure we already know this one because the character profile thing spoiled it like 2 event levels ago. Ive had to avoid checking those ever since. I went back to an earlier save after Aries recent Secret Room thing, and yes, that is spoiled in her character profile as early as Bond Level 2.
~Forest~
This forest is getting a lot of use lately.










At least you were smart enough to not go to Lillie for that.







Its the Hot Spring that apparently everyone in Granvania knows of but never visits!


I like to imagine that Itsuki is pretending to be surprised here, just to be nice. This is like the third time hes been to this place and it wont be the last.









Hey! Thats Reones thing!








Nah, thats more of a Reone thing.






Ehh, thats actually not that bad considering what we saw for Farun and Mahiru, but Ill still censor it anyway just for the pose aspect. Still, its sad that Mirei is wearing nothing but a bath towel and is still more covered than Lillith/Lillie (Hell, Lillith/Lillies swimsuit covers more than their typical outfit).
Anyway, here is the unedited.





Very surprising indeed, considering he apparently spent his free time eating chips and playing video games and hasnt been mentioned to be active in sports or anything.
On the other hand, he has been running and fighting through dungeons for months now. I guess hed build up some bulk during that time.


Play your cards right and it may not be.




Wait if that was his back then what was she reaching for that got Itsuki so freaked out?

*After some fun time in the hot spring. Also the CG finally goes away so I can screenshot again*












There we go. All done with part 1 of the Level 4 events. Well almost. Theres still a bunch of summaries to get out of the way.
~Bottom 7 Summaries: Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, and Taurus~
#9.

In Sues Classmating scene, shes enthusiastic about doing the ritual because she feels that shes close to understanding the weird feeling shes been getting. Classmating happens almost immediately. After the ritual, Sue says that she remembers the weird feeling from when she was a child. She would sit on her fathers lap and her mother would pat her on the head. Sue figures thats the reason the feeling is warm but also painful which I kind of thought she would have figured that out during the last event when she told us about her parents. Anyway, Sue insists on still doing the Classmating ritual, because she says that the warm feeling keeps getting stronger and the prickly feeling is fading. The event wraps up around that point. Theres not much to it.

In Sues first event, Sue asks Itsuki to let the teacher know that shes leaving school early. When Itsuki asks why, Sue says that Eisenbach (a goat) has caught a cold and Sue has to take him home to nurse him. Sue is worried about him because he has a weak constitution. Itsuki then gets worried about Sue because she looks pale and he questions if Sue has been looking after him the whole time. Sue says that he caught the cold three days ago, which causes Itsuki to say that that isnt good for health. Sue says that shell make sure he gets rest, but Itsuki clarifies that hes talking about her.

Itsuki convinces Sue to let him help her and she asks him to go into town and buy a lot of hay so that they can make Eisenbach a bed in Sues house (he cant be kept with the other animals because hes contagious).
Later, at Sues house, the two have managed to get Eisenbach sorted and Sue talks about how his mother died after giving birth to him. Itsuki compares Sue caring about Eisenbach to himself caring for Sue. Sue is happy about this-

maybe too happy (how the hell does that work? Those things are just cosmetic). Anyway, Sue tells Itsuki that he can go now, but Itsuki resists. Eventually she convinces him that shell be fine caring for Eisenbach on her own and promises not to overexert herself. The event ends there.
#11.

In Collettes Classmating event, she opens by saying that shes been hearing some rumors about the ritual. Apparently they say that doing the ritual too often will result in you not being able to get married because youll be too soiled. Its listen, Im going to gloss over this part. Heres all you need to know about this section of conversation:

Itsuki asks her where she even heard that stupid rumor and Collette just responds that she cant ignore the 1% chance that this rumor is true (she says 99% of rumors are nonsense). Itsuki promises not to do anything dirty and eventually they get the ritual done. After the ritual, Collette is exhausted and sweating like crazy, making her wonder if shell lose weight if she keeps doing the ritual (which, come on. I bench twice her weight as a warm-up and trust me, that is not a brag. I am most certainly not jacked. Point is, Collette doesn't have any weight to lose). The event ends after a little more back and forth about Collette being young and Itsuki being dirty and all that stuff that Im sure someone out there loves.
In Collettes first event, she enlists Itsukis help to come up with new bread types. She asks to know about the bread from Sora and Itsuki mentions stuff like fried noodle bread, croquette, and curry bread. Collette is not impressed, since she says they sound like theyre made up entirely of carbohydrates (thats bread, Collette. You should know that). Either way, Collette says she cant make good fried noodles, croquettes, or curry anyway. Itsuki helps her give them a shot anyway and the scene skips to the Cafeteria at the Academy. They dont exactly sell out. Itsuki wonders why, since they dont taste bad, but Collette points out that bread, croquettes, and curry are all served on their own at the academy. They decide to head to the park and eat the unsold bread and Itsuki suggests that its a date. Collette objects by saying that dates are supposed to be well planned and Itsuki just tells her to loosen up for a change. Theres also some talk about Collettes butt and other uncomfortable commentary about this character that is clearly a child, business owner or not.

In the park, the dating and holding hands thing eventually leads to the conversation changing to how Collettes bakery is holding out. Collette says that business is doing down as the customers check out the new rival bakery. Collette isnt giving up though, as she still has the loyal customers. It does increase the need for her to create the Ultimate Breadwinner however. Thats about all that happens in this event.
#12.

Lillie is once again present for the Classmating ritual. Itsuki asks her how she hurt her arm and Lillie says that Lillith apparently got really excited about doing the ritual and wound up falling when she tried to skip. Lillie tries to push back Itsukis concern, but something he says strikes a chord with her.

Lillie doesnt elaborate on her reaction though and instead allows Itsuki to check over her arm. Itsuki goes off to find a first aid kit and Lillie talks about how this is the first time anyone has ever treated her like this. Itsuki comes back and treats her arm while asking about what happened after that time a bucket of water fell on them. Lillie says that she wound up getting a cold from it, but that she also got a better understanding of Itsuki because of it. Lillith apparently told Lillie that Itsuki had protected her. Lillie manages to muster a thanks and the Classmating ritual eventually happens. Afterward, Lillie gets angry and defensive because shes embarrassed about the ritual. Itsuki calls her cute, Lillie says shell kill him, then says shell go and prank someone to let off steam. Itsuki once again tries to get her to stop it with the pranks and Lillie asks if they really are getting Lillith in trouble. Lillie finally caves and agrees to stop with the pranks (I still hate her). Thats the end of the event.

In the event proper, Itsuki walks in to the Fortune Telling Manor to find a few Female Students in some kind of shouting match with Lillie. Itsuki plays peacemaker and asks what this is all about. Female Student D explains that Lillie has been pranking and theyve had enough. Apparently she spread a bunch of fliers around that made fun of Seiya (hes the school idol. We saw a gift item a while back that was a photobook of him). Lillie says that hes got a pretty face but that his head is completely empty. Lillie keeps egging the group on, but Itsuki makes her apologize by telling her to think about the trouble this will cause for Lillith and her business (the students are a major part of her clientele). Lillie backs down and Itsuki asks everyone to leave, saying that hell straighten Lillie out. When the angry mob of fangirls leave, Itsuki asks Lillie if she really did break her promise to him not to prank anymore. Lillie tries to pretend that she was lying when she made the promise, but Itsuki figures there must have been some other reason behind her breaking it (besides fun). Lillie tries to put up a front, but eventually caves and reveals that Seiya had supposedly been smack talking Lillith. Seiya apparently hit on Lillith but was rejected, so he started spreading rumors about her. Lillie figured shed repay him in kind.

Itsuki asks if Lillie really thinks that Lillith would want her doing something like that and Lillie admits that she probably wouldnt. Lillie then gets pissed off because of the guilt Itsuki is making her feel, then barks out something about how shes not needed anyway. She starts talking about how much Lillith loves being with Itsuki and Lillie is getting jealous about that (she feels like a third wheel). Lillie then runs off and hits her head (implied to be intentionally). Lillith wanders back out and asks Itsuki what he did to make Lillie so upset. Itsuki starts explaining, but thats when Seiya himself shows up.


Seiya says that he has heard something about Star Energy being capable of cutting Lillie off from Lillith. He figures that the reason Lillith rejected him is because of Lillie, so getting rid of her would solve the problem (is there anything that Star Energy cant do? Also, Im 99% sure that the government would hang you if you tried some untested experiment on a Star Maiden like that). Lillith obviously gets pissed off about that idea and orders Seiya to go away and that she hates him. Itsuki signals that it's probably a good idea for him to leave while he can. When Seiya leaves, Itsuki mentions that Lillie felt like she was getting in the way, but Lillith says that she loves Lillie. The event then ends with the two agreeing that they need to find a way to make Lillie understand that.
#13.




Itsuki pats her on the head anyway and Tarua gets kind of freaked out. Shes not sure whats gotten into her lately (its love). She then makes an excuse that she needs to get back to her deliveries and then darts off.
In Taruas first event, Itsuki finds her fast asleep out on the Star Academy Field. Itsuki tries to rouse her and she does wake up for a moment, but then falls asleep again shortly after. Itsuki lets her get some sleep and a time skip happens.

When she wakes up, she starts freaking out because the letters are gone, but Itsuki calms her down by saying that he finished the deliveries himself. Tarua is a little upset that Itsuki did her job for her, but he says that he wanted to make sure they got to their homes as a way to thank Tarua. Tarua is happy that he did something like that for her, but also mentions that Boss would get made if he found out that Itsuki helped with the deliveries. Itsuki tells her not to shoulder everything on her own, but Tarua says that she has to work harder until the Boss gets better. Tarua eventually comes around to Itsukis line of thinking that asking for help is okay because it shows you care. She then decides to go to Mirei for help by asking her for some medicine for the Boss. The event wraps up there.